Completely optional

Throw money at us — receive nothing in return

Running a city costs real money. If you want to help keep the lights on, you can — but we need you to understand the deal up front: you are donating in exchange for nothing other than our sincere love, affection, and occasional overly enthusiastic thank-you energy in Discord.

No loot. No ranks. No “small favors.” Just vibes and gratitude.

No public tip link here yet — yell nice things at us in Discord instead; it hits the same serotonin for free.

The fine print (large font)

What you are not buying

  • Cars, condos, or a briefcase full of unmarked bills in-game
  • A VIP lane past the rules — staff will still bonk you if you deserve it
  • A statue of your character in the city square (we checked; zoning said no)
  • Stock options, loot boxes, or a “small loan” of a million dollars

Love

The warm, abstract kind. Not transferable, not taxable, probably not noticeable in your bank app.

Affection

We will think nice thoughts about you while we restart the server at 3 a.m. That is the whole product.

Satire alert

"Tiers" (all identical spiritually)

We made a table so it feels official. The reward column is love across the board — we are just varying the font weight of our feelings.

You sendYou receive
$0Our respect for reading this page
$5Same as $0, but emotionally louder
$50Still no in-game advantage — just more gratitude per dollar
$500We panic slightly, then say thank you anyway — still no perks

If you expected a yacht, we are sorry — we only have emotional yachts, and they do not float in GTA.